Meganisms

After Megan sneezes and coughs..."Megan, do you have a cold?"
"No I have a warm."
"You mean you have a cold."
"No I have a warm. I'm not cold, feel my forehead."

Part of a discussion about bad boo-boos...
Megan, "Will you have to go to the hostibal?"
Alyssa giggling, "She said hostibal not hospital."
Megan, "Hostibal is how you say it in Flemish!"
note to readers: its not